
(1) You can make friends in very unexpected places.
(2) Sometimes you have to put trust in people you don’t know yet.
(3) You don’t need heat in sub-freezing temperatures to have a good time.
(4) The best fires are started in trash cans.
(5) Awkward slam awards don’t always equate to funny slam awards.
(6) Certain types of charcoal don’t work, so have Pizza Hut on standby.
(7) Don’t talk to locals who are riding on horses.
(8) Video scavenger hunts and Dirty Santa Christmas parties are great unity exercises.
(9) Queen’s Cup and Brenda’s trailer.
(10) Waffle House is more fun when Jordan is your daddy and Josh is washing dishes.
(11) If you’re worried about the future, wait it out, because the end will be awesome.
(12) While you are making plans, plan to be surprised.
We are many… We are ONE.
(1) Clones are people two.
(2) I can’t get enough minimalism.
(3) If Helen Keller had ESP, would you say she had a fourth sense?
(4) I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.
(5) Those that forget the pasta are doomed to reheat it.
(6) If at first you don’t succeed, try left field.
(7) I don’t want buns of steel. I want buns of cinnamon.
(8) The following statement is true. The previous statement is false.
(9) Is Marx’s tomb a Communist plot?
(10) Am I ambivalent? Well, yes and no.